Room 2D

Can she stay still until you reach the end? Or do you need to fetch the cane?

Here’s a Culver piece from the archives based on the classic Blushes story The Price!

Many thanks to Basil who has provided his nominees for the Order of the Burning Bottom. Are there some celebrities past or present that you think are crying out for a touch of the stick or a lengthy session over your lap? You can nominate them via email to  MrEvans261@gmail.com , ideally with some accompanying narrative and maybe a picture (although I can dig out one of those if needed). Lucy Fleming has already been nominated in OBB but since she has the look of an irritatingly ‘goody two shoes’ sixth former, I would like to re-nominate/second her. I would take great pleasure in making ‘little miss butter wouldn’t melt’ strip completely naked in front of me, take my time to thoroughly inspect and explore her innocent charms, before pulling her over my lap for a slow, firm spanking. Intimate contact would be maintained throughout to prevent her squirming onto the floor. Then 12 searing strokes of the cane as she bends over, gripping her ankles. British diver, Lois Toulson. Aft

Home late from school again. Only 2 minutes, but rules are rules.

Culver’s tribute to Coronation Street and specifically the Barlow family. More storylines like this would fix their flaccid ratings… Tracy always had been a troublemaker. Now in her late teens, she really should have grown out of her audacious habit of snatching her stepfather’s uncle’s cloth cap and wearing it rakishly around the house as if it were a fashionable beret. Urged by uncle to take a firmer line with the saucy young minx, Tracy’s stepfather finally developed some backbone. It was time to do the necessary and put a stop to the girl’s silly nonsense. Indeed, ‘the necessary’ was long overdue. Thus, one evening, a newly resolute head of the household emptied his refrigerator of all wet lettuce, binned his copy of the Guardian and set about teaching the startled Tracy what was what — while his uncle looked on unctuously from his favourite armchair. Ignoring the girl’s tremendous fuss, her inevitable squeals of protest, stepdad go

Poor Shabby has been rumbled by her Big Brother housemates…

Lucy has been packed off to stay with Uncle Brian for the Bank Holiday weekend. Mummy’s gone to France with her new boyfriend. Uncle starts by asking her if she’s been naughty at school. Lucy knows she hasn’t really, but somehow or other she’s always getting spanked. Or strapped. Or caned. This afternoon Miss Bendall the music teacher sent her to Room 2D. She got the usual spanking and a strapping on her bottom. But then Mr Knowles made her lean back with her legs apart and told her to keep looking into his eyes while he delivered twelve hard strokes of the tawse on her front thighs. She cried of course, but then he made her feel better. ‘Finishing her off’ he called it. Uncle Brian seemed especially interested in that. ‘Go on. Show me something interesting. Show me how he did it.’ Lucy started crying at the sheer awfulness of touching herself in front of him. It was, she thought, going to be a very long weekend…

‘A very desirable position. That’s what he’s offering.’ Britney’s mum had persuaded her that the opening at Mr Melcher’s house — cleaner and general house help — was too good to turn down. ‘You do well there and you’ve got a job for as long as you need it. And the money they’re offering — it’s way more than you’ll get elsewhere.’ Britney wasn’t so sure. The job description mentioned house discipline to be enforced at Mr Melcher’s discretion. Some weekend and evening work was required and the successful applicant was to spend several nights a month staying over to perform ‘night duties’, whatever they were. But her mother was adamant and so, having just turned 16 and with no academic qualifications worth talking about,  Britney was dropped off at the double gate to the mansion and told in no uncertain terms to do whatever was asked of her. ‘Do what you’re told, and make sure he knows you’re grateful young lady.’ A desirable position indeed.

 

Darcy has taken inspiration from Two Drowned Rats and Grangemoor Routines … Punishment Shorts Tally Ho!

Poor Julie has fallen into the hands of a triumvirate of Red Stripe dommes — Miss Parker, Miss Chambers and Miss Brown. Culver bears witness to the results…

Two "Thursday specials" today. First up this one. Further majorette inspiration for Culver, with a piece representing a daydream of Mr Reed after he's enjoyed a pleasant afternoon at the village fete. Here’s an earlier draft, entitled Practice, before the addition of Babs to the ensemble cast.

Culver has turned his eye on majorettes…

Culver declares war on Modern Miss…

Disapproving of the jovial air of the headmaster at the Finishing School , Culver has put the institution into Special Measures…