Variation on a Theme — Spankers Gallery - The Artist #1 (Culver)

Culver felt the text of Spankers Gallery - The Artist could have been more salacious and has developed a couple of variations on the theme. This first one is from the annals of Malory Towers… ‘Pamela!’ boomed Mr Greyburn, the Girls’ Art master, his deep voice loud above the chatter of the Upper Sixth classroom. ‘Come here at once, and bring your drawing with you!’ Immediately there was a flutter of excitement around the room. Everyone knew that Pamela was up to her tricks again. Fair-haired and pretty, with a mischievous glint in her blue eyes, Pamela had a way of behaving as though the classroom were her private stage. Though she had reached her eighteenth birthday, she had never outgrown her fondness for childish pranks, and she adored nothing better than being the centre of attention. Pamela rose to her feet with a triumphant grin and paraded down the aisle as though she owned the room. Several of the girls nudged one another, stifling their giggles. ‘Oh, Pamela is such a...