Room 2D

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From Roué 42 The rebellious nature of Samantha Jane Hollingshead was first brought to the attention of her Headmaster, Oswald Cantrell, during a chat with the school’s PT teacher, Amanda Luke. On one of his pre-prandial prowls around the establishment he had — as was his wont — popped his balding head around the door of the gymnasium changing rooms, and found the young woman in her office disposing of a pair of knickers. Like the gentleman he was, he cleared his throat discreetly. At first startled, Miss Luke, having regained her composure, welcomed the old man, who entered her office, his eyes focussing on the waste-paper basket wherein lay the feminine garment. Realising an explanation was called for, the woman told Mr Cantrell that one of the girls — the aforementioned Samantha Jane — had chosen to turn up for gym that morning without the regulation clothing. In answer to the questioning look on the man’s face, Miss Luke went on to expound upon her statement. ‘She did not have h...

From Janus 125. I am guessing this feature dates from 1998 as the model is in an England strip and being managed by "Glyn Haddle". The writer of this brief text seems to have taken on the challenge of cramming as many puns and double-entendres in as they possibly could. It was every girl’s dream wasn’t it; playing at Wembley? But for Cassie Oliver the dream turned into a nightmare. A packed stadium; a roaring crowd; three lions on her shirt; England 1, Outer Mongolia 1; penalty shoot-out; over the bar; defeat; shame… she even refused to swap her shirt when the teams trooped off. Cassie wouldn’t be dropped because she was good at the back. No, she was excellent at the back and coach Glynn Haddle knew it. More likely it would be the extra training routine and a rearguard defence. Haddle knew a good thing when he saw one and specialised in attacking from the rear. ...