A Writhing Couplet
From Fessée 4, featuring Minnie Champ The giggles are the same; the dialogue uncannily familiar. Even the vices are unchanged: cans of beer and cigarettes consumed over an endless stream of girlish bitchery. Hard to believe that six years have elapsed since their last heart-to-heart. There’s a lot to catch up on. ‘So, is Colin still in publishing?’ asks Nella, deliberately getting the name wrong. Magda giggles. ‘Yes. He’s doing poetry these days. Callum couldn’t tell a rhyming couplet from an iambic pentameter if his life depended on it, but most people can’t and so he gets away with it.’ ‘No regrets about marrying him?’ ‘Not really: he’s as good as most men and earns enough for his defects to be overlooked. I could’ve done worse.’ Their eyes meet at the unspoken rider. ‘and nearly did — several times!’ Nella doesn’t blame her friend for marrying Callum, but she does resent the way Magda capitulated so easily to his demand...