Original Spanking Art — Cloth Cap (Culver)

Culver’s tribute to Coronation Street and specifically the Barlow family. More storylines like this would fix their flaccid ratings…

Tracy always had been a troublemaker. Now in her late teens, she really should have grown out of her audacious habit of snatching her stepfather’s uncle’s cloth cap and wearing it rakishly around the house as if it were a fashionable beret. Urged by uncle to take a firmer line with the saucy young minx, Tracy’s stepfather finally developed some backbone. It was time to do the necessary and put a stop to the girl’s silly nonsense. Indeed, ‘the necessary’ was long overdue.

Thus, one evening, a newly resolute head of the household emptied his refrigerator of all wet lettuce, binned his copy of the Guardian and set about teaching the startled Tracy what was what — while his uncle looked on unctuously from his favourite armchair. Ignoring the girl’s tremendous fuss, her inevitable squeals of protest, stepdad got quickly into the swing of things — to hell with what the rest of the street might think! — stripping the girl down to her outrageously provocative lingerie, baring her insolent bottom and giving her a thorough, well deserved tanning. He even passed the hairbrush to his uncle at one stage.

Flippin’ ‘eck, thought the distraught, snivelling teenager, writhing, now, over Uncle A_____’s lap: Who’d ever have imagined it?! This was so unfair!! Meanwhile her stepfather walked over to the drinks cabinet, smiling with grim satisfaction. He reflected that the old soldier was certainly going to need to sup on a glass or two of ale laced with rum after he’d finished taking his turn belabouring Tracy’s scorched, squirming bum like that! He might pour himself a whisky too. This could be a long night.