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Dear Blushes, Your magazine is well named for blushes are just what I often cause on both ends of my girlfriend Sue. The blushes on her rear end have her hopping and skipping but her real punishments, I have found, are when her top cheeks blush in humiliation! It all started when Sue who is a cheeky miss, used to tease me, and I used to say something like. ‘Mind your manners, young lady or I’ll smack your bottom.’ It never came to anything, until one day she retorted. ‘Go on then, you wouldn’t dare.’ Well a remark like that is a challenge to any man and I grabbed her wrist and towed her across to a chair before seating myself and yanking her forward so that she sprawled over my left thigh. ‘Let me up, I’m sorry,’ she squealed, wriggling and squirming across my lap, but it was easy for me to clamp my other leg across the back of her thighs, and grab one of her wrists in the small of her back so as to push her head down to near floor level. I’m pretty strong and Sue was now held ...

I went to see The Last Showgirl at the cinema last night and my goodness, young Sally Draper from Mad Men (Kiernan Shipka) is all grown up nowadays. She has earned herself an OBB nomination from me.

Dear Editor, Muted applause for Issue No. 14 of Uniform Girls . Stimulating as it was, I feel it could have been very much more so if:- 1. The printed word could have taken precedence over the photographs (in Issue No. 14, 32% as opposed to 66%, with the admirable sketch on Page 26 making up the difference). Why, on the same page, must the subtlety and innuendo of the image woven by the imagination be spoiled by a photograph, which (logistically magnificent) is not necessarily on the same wavelength? An admirable sketch 2. More emphasis could be given to the reactions of those readers prepared to respond. In Issue 14, three pages only were deemed important enough to cater for the needs of those of us who find comfort, support and satisfaction in the equivalent views of fellow addicts. 3. While the taste-buds were sensually titillated by the stories, the three pages of readers’ letters provided food for thought! (P.L. with his television personalities montage; and P.R., Hunt...

Dear Sir, It’s good to see you back on form again with your Uniform Girls , having felt of late that letters of criticism to C.P. magazines seem a bit redundant, the true tastes and requests of readers being largely ignored. Uniform Girls if the current standard is maintained and imaginatively extended is approaching the sort of magazine I’d envisaged and hoped it might be. Certainly, it is in my view superior to the current Blushes . Whispers I found a bit disappointing taking into consideration the statement that it was going to be more concerned with the humiliation side of C.P. I’m afraid I found it a bit whimsical and contrived. The reason that most of my letters to C.P. mags seem to be very critical is not because I am fantastically hard to please, but because I am genuinely disappointed about the quality and lack of imagination considering the amount of C.P. mags on the market. The main reason though, that I write this letter is in response to Uniform Girls Bumper Edit...