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Basil Miggins has kindly provided an imaginatively illustrated set of implied OBB nominations, featuring (among others) Gabby Yorath, Sarah Platt of Coronation Street (Tina O’Brien), and Jenna Coleman.

It’s quite surprising that the pneumatic and controversial sex symbol Sydney Sweeney hasn’t received an OBB nomination. Until now. Her antics in the latest season of Euphoria, including dressing up as a sexy puppy and as a baby have lit up the internet and “scandalised” the prurient press, who have delighted in printing pictures. Young Sydney’s provocative behaviour and flaunting of her voluptuous curves have been crying out for a damn good thrashing for a while now, in any event. On a side note, Jacob Elordi plays Sydney Sweeney’s boyfriend in Euphoria. He also recently had Alison Oliver on a leash pretending to be a dog in Wuthering Heights. What is it about Jacob that brings out the naughty puppy in the ladies?

Culver has come up with some nice imaginings regarding Ms Qualley in the Blushes/Janus universe, following her recent OBB nomination . Quirky Margaret tells all in a  Secret Lives  interview for  Februs  magazine, accompanied, of course, by a full spanking photoset. Guardians Club members Alec, Algernon, George and Max deal with Dennis’s niece, recast here as Margaret. The graphic is taken from  Blushes 8 . Join the Dots… and it’s certainly a case of the cane. The  Short Shorts  graphic is from  Roue 13 , while the hitchhiker inspiration is from  Roue 35 . Thumb a lift, get a belting… Letters, letters, letters… Margaret’s OBB nomination has correspondents everywhere reaching for their pens. Margaret has a ‘guest spot’ in Rosaleen Young’s  My Diary  feature, with some rattan-themed misadventures of her own to excite the  Privilege Club .

I thought I'd fill a short hiatus with an OBB nomination for an actress who has caught my eye recently. Back in the nineties the actress Andie MacDowell starred in Groundhog Day, Four Weddings and a Funeral and many other films. While she was undeniably beautiful, I wouldn’t say she was sexy exactly. Her daughter, however, is another matter entirely. Margaret Qualley is the hot actress who seems to be in every indie film at the moment, including How to Make a Killing, The Substance, Drive-Away Dolls, Honey Don’t, etc. She trained as a ballet dancer before moving into acting and is married to musician Jack Antonoff. She combines her mother’s beauty with a sassy sexy quality, and I think would make a strong OBB contender. Bend over please, Margaret, there's a good girl…

Culver has been mashing up with the Joneses with this follow up to last week’s OBB post . January Jones finds herself subject to a New Regime . Recruited to Buzee-Bees , Felicity Jones is assigned to Mr Philpot, Mr Viney, Mr Filbright, Mr Fieldway, Mr Kingley and Mr Baring for a fifth instalment of the popular Blushes Supplement series. Felicity also faces the dark side of old rogue #1, Bert Miggins, in a sequel set a long time ago in a Blushes universe far, far away… Blushes readers can ‘join the dots’ in the case of Daisy Edgar Jones. Emilia Jones looks unhappy about her role in a missing segment of Moral Welfare . Catherine Zeta-Jones usurps Lucie Martin as the subject of a Summer Pastime . Rashida Jones prepares for her Induction . Rashida strongly reminds me of the cover girl of Janus 140 who, I believe, has yet to see her photoset posted in this blog [you are correct Culver] . Since New Moral Order pitched for a Smith to join the Jone...

Has it ever struck you how many attractive young ladies carry the name of Jones? I know it’s a common surname, but still. How many hot celebrities called Smith can you name? In honour of the many lovely Joneses I’m doing an OBB special, with a top five run down. Firstly, an honourable mention for two lovely ladies that I didn’t have room for — smoky-voiced jazz singer Norah Jones and comedy actress Rashida Jones ( Parks & Recreation , The Office ). Now on to the Top Five… 5. Catherine Zeta Jones She first came to our attention as cute Mariette Larkin in The Darling Buds of May  which launched her Hollywood career where she won an Oscar for playing the sexy murderess Velma Kelly in Chicago before marrying Michael Douglas (and largely disappearing from our screens). A proper Welsh Jones girl with a pretty face and sexy body. I think some corner-time followed by six of the best with the cane for CZJ… 4. Janu...

Culver has a nomination… The evocative Bring on the Clowns story from Uniform Girls may be set in a 1930s country house but the model's costume in the photo-set pandered to a contemporary fad. Siouxsie Sioux, who had adopted the harlequin look in her punk years, deserves an OBB for the Blushes mood she projects in this image connected with her video for Happy House in 1980, somewhat before Blushes and Uniform Girls graced newsstand’s top shelves.