Letters from Blushes Supplement 28
Dear Sirs,
Your
magazines perform a noble and necessary function; I can’t imagine life without Blushes.
But it seems that unless you are being constantly chivvied you are willing to
slip into complacent ways.
Letters
recently have been exceptionally good, especially the return of celebrity
punishments. Justified criticism led to a marked improvement in your stories.
But then, a few issues on, you seem to be losing your touch again; the last
magazines I bought were dominated by single stories extended way beyond their
capacity. Variety is the spice of spanking.
How
can anybody contrive to write dull texts on such a gloriously exciting subject?
I wish more people would write to you, as the letters section is frequently the
best bit of the magazine. Indeed, after so many disappointments in the past
year, I now look at the letters and make them my reason for buying or not
buying a particular issue.
What
I want to see is greater severity, more effective methods of humiliation, and
the reduction of every single victim to a quivering, demoralised wreck. I’m
sure I’m not alone.
M.G.
Dear
Sirs,
With reference to the excellent Blushes No. 39. What a great idea the Whippet Club races are. A pity that your photographs could not have included sequences on the pre-race measuring and of the race itself, or more particularly of the ‘presenting’ at the start.
The
humiliated girls on hands and knees ‘with knees apart and bottoms thrust out’
towards their audience would have been a joy to see; as would the ‘two starkly
nude female rears’ being ‘openly fondled’ by the owners and intently
scrutinized by the invited guests.
Perhaps
we can hope for more in future editions.
In
the meantime what about a few jumps and obstacles on the course. Climbing over
a couple of fences and crawling on hands and knees under a net should give the
spectators some great views of those parts of a young woman’s anatomy that are
normally well hidden —and after all the National Hunt season lasts until May.
Keep
up the good work.
L Rogers., Kent
AN
OPEN LETTER TO JOANNE CONWAY
Dear
Joanne Conway,
Apparently
you are the British Ice Skating Champion. I don’t know if there is a special
championship for girls who negotiate the ice on their arses, but if there is,
maybe that explains how you came to represent your country in the recent Winter
Olympics.
Do
you rehearse that characteristic movement whereby your rump makes sudden and
jarring contact with the ice? I believe in skating parlance these things are
called elements. Why is it none of the other girls incorporate this particular ‘element’
into their routines? It is after all extremely entertaining. Perhaps ‘fundament’
would be a more anatomically correct term!
There is such a thing as losing gracefully you know. But even though we were absolutely certain you would lose, one could hardly describe your tumbling as ‘graceful’.
Why
is it that the ice seems to have a peculiar magnetic attraction for your
bottom? Is it perhaps simple gravity? Well, let’s face it Joanne, your arse is
hardly the most delicate of features. One might call it on the plump side, or
generous, or perhaps be truthful and settle on the word ‘fat’. I mean, it must
affect your balance, mustn’t it, having such a solid mass of fat wobbling
behind you all the time? Especially as you are so evidently lacking in the
breast department. Maybe if you had anything like the normal feminine
attributes up there it would sort of even out the equilibrium.
It
isn’t as if we were talking about an occasional shortcoming in an otherwise
impressive technique. Was there any routine in Calgary in which you didn’t
thump your buttocks against the ice? Well, let’s be realistic. Was there any
occasion on which your arse hit the floor less than twice?
I
watched your dance programme on the last day of the Olympics, when the only
point of interest was how many times you would land on your posterior. As you
skated onto the rink your expression said ‘I know I am shit — why am I here?’
Well, precisely. Surely there must be other occupations to which you would be
better suited. How about supermarket check-out? I don’t think I’m
overestimating your capabilities. A lot of them have got these new computerised
tills that do all the adding up for you. I mean, I don’t want to imply that you
have no intelligence, but on the other hand you’ve obviously had a bit of
trouble grasping basic facts about the size of your talent for skating. And
check-out girls do a lot of sitting down, which you are obviously good at.
The television commentator made a few generalisations during your final (let us hope) performance, which I would like to clarify. For example, he said we were all hoping you would stay upright. Well, I’ve heard of backing against the odds, but surely… Even if we’d not bothered to stay up and watch your previous routines, we’d been treated to edited highlights of your falls on Breakfast Time complete with sniggering comments about your bruises from the presenters. Why would anyone watch you if it wasn’t for the satisfying impact of bum-flesh against cold, hard, unfriendly ice?
Then
the commentator kept saying, as you picked yourself up, ‘This is all so sad.’
Well, I’m sure mine wasn’t the only house where your every crash was greeted
with laughter and hearty cheering. Sad for your country, maybe.
Also
he said ‘We all know she is capable of so much better.’ Now, considering the
millions who only know you from your spectacular failure at the Olympics, I
think this is an extremely misleading statement. We all know Joanne Conway as
the girl with the dismal tits and the big bottom who keeps falling on the latter.
One
thing you are good at is crying. You cried even as you were sliding around on
your bottom to music. You cried as you waited to see if the judges had been
compassionate or merely honest. And you blubbed away beautifully as you were
interviewed after the event. I’ve got that interview on video, together with
your disastrous last performance and the slow-mo’s of your falls. I was having
a really good wank to it last night, when I managed to time my spunking off to
exactly coincide with the moment when perhaps the biggest ever television tear
splurted down your cheek.
Now
come off it Joanne. Is it really worth humiliating yourself and your country
just for the sake of poncing around in a tarty little sequined dress, showing
everyone your knickers, and having your name associated with genuinely talented
sportswomen? Now, that Katarina Witt — that’s what I call a really feminine
bottom, shapely, sexy, compact… The question is, how much longer are you
willing to let her use you to wipe it with?
A.W.
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Katarina Witt |
Dear
Sir,
Your
reader articles of Join the Dots really are the most bizarre of any in a
British magazine, not only aren’t there any dots to join but you refuse to
explain.
This
probably sounds like a complaint, but it isn’t! The girls in these photos are
captured in the most unusual positions, vulnerable and exposed to anyone
present, not to mention ‘easy to interfere with’ and very brazen. After posing
like this, they certainly deserve a strapping or the cane, forget about the
hand spanking, much too easy for them.
I
don’t know how the photographers control themselves when they get the little
nymphs in these exposed positions. (Ed. It’s really hard!!). However if
you need any help… don’t hesitate to ask and how about some more colour Join
the Dots?
Yours,
VERY CONFUSED, GUILDFORD
Sorry CONFUSED, but you’re bound to get it one day!
Dear
Sirs,
You
have had your share of criticism recently so may I be quick to say that there
have been definite signs of improvement. I know some people like things to be
kept nice and cosy, but I’m definitely one of the advocates of the harshest
discipline. Recently you’ve published a letter from someone who said he would
like to see reference made to the victims beginning to enjoy the punishment — I
can only say that I hope you never start running that sort of story again in Blushes.
The correspondent who made that request will find exactly what he wants in Janus
— ad infinitum! The preponderance of this sort of story is the reason I don’t
buy their product — and the reason why I didn’t buy many copies of Blushes
over the past year.
As
always it is the letters section which has sparked the revival. Indeed, the
letters section remains the best part of every issue. Some interesting points
have been raised lately, and I’d like to comment on some of them.
I do
echo the call for some black girls. They have stunning bottoms and look quite
devastating in uniform. An issue of Uniform Girls with some black
schoolgirls, nurses, girl-guides or police cadets would be a dream. The
military uniform that most turns me on is the WREN, and again, black girls fill
it out a treat. I like your stories where the victim is a member of a religious
organisation, though curiously nuns do nothing at all for me. Salvation Army is
quite a different matter! A black Sally Ann being flogged and humiliated would
really warm my cockles. And what about a couple of girls from a gospel choir?
Asian
girls are rarely seen undressed, which is a great pity. This has a lot to do
with enclosed societies and culture and religion that places a great emphasis
on modesty. Some of them have the most mouthwatering bums though, and it would
be marvellous to see some Asian girls adopting some of the spread-open poses
your girls have to get into. Please advertise for voluptuous girls, as the
plumper the bottom, the more obviously it indicates racial characteristics.
I do
hope you will be able to specifically grant some of these requests. You have
been asked to feature coloured girls on several occasions but there’s been no
sign of one. And please, lets have no unfair discrimination: we want to see
them suffer every bit as much as their white counterparts!
K.D.
Dear
Sir,
The Reich Girls and The Fitting Ceremony — brilliant. Those girls being humiliated like that was fantastic. Let’s have more, lots more.
Could
we see the same kind of thing but this time the girl is modelling for a bakery
and she ends up having her head iced with cream and also her tits and down the
middle of her bum cheeks, up the middle of her hairy triangle. I think
humiliation is a very important part in discipline as well as a good spanking
and getting girls in a gooey mess could be something for you to try.
Yours
in hope,
Peter, Leeds
That letter regarding Joanne Conway is one that has lingered in my mind ever since I first read it many years ago now, some time after its initial publication. So cruel and yet so funny and, ultimately, very pleasing. Her career culminated with her becoming the 'star performer' at the 'Hot Ice' show at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I am sure that was an eventuality which letter writer A.W. would have taken some satisfaction from. To my eternal regret, one year I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach and I noticed she was on but I never went to the show. I was with friends, primarily for the fairground rides, and for some reason I just didn't feel as strong a motivation to see her as I would do now. If I could have that time again nothing would have stopped me from attending her performance. I often wonder if she was ever aware of A.W.'s 'open letter' to her? I think this is the performance he was referring to:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciCJ11VGfw
I find it very enjoyable to watch with his letter in mind. In fact, it has helped me to enjoy other performances by Joanne which are also available online. Sadly, however, I have never found the blubbery post event interview with Joanne when that 'biggest ever television tear splurted down her cheek'. It would be very nice to synchronise certain proceedings with such a recording in exactly the way that A.W. describes.
From her Wikipedia profile: "However she appears to have had a balance problem, and fell on the ice frequently enough to earn herself the nickname Frosty Bum."
ReplyDeleteM.G. is quite correct if many other readers’ letters are the yardstick. Being hit and humiliated is the way to deal with these Blushes girls. Not for something they specifically do wrong; no, more to manage their constant innate deviousness and unreliability. If it is done effectively and this of course incorporates the other in their CP, they might just realise it’s for their own good, and start showing due respect, and indeed gratitude. Then they also might just take all their punishments nicely instead of making a silly little girlie fuss.
ReplyDeleteMiss Frosty Bum's bottom would have warmed up a treat if the gentlemen of Blushes had had their chance to give her something to really cry about.
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