Letters from Blushes Supplement 28


Dear Sirs,

Your magazines perform a noble and necessary function; I can’t imagine life without Blushes. But it seems that unless you are being constantly chivvied you are willing to slip into complacent ways.

Letters recently have been exceptionally good, especially the return of celebrity punishments. Justified criticism led to a marked improvement in your stories. But then, a few issues on, you seem to be losing your touch again; the last magazines I bought were dominated by single stories extended way beyond their capacity. Variety is the spice of spanking.

How can anybody contrive to write dull texts on such a gloriously exciting subject? I wish more people would write to you, as the letters section is frequently the best bit of the magazine. Indeed, after so many disappointments in the past year, I now look at the letters and make them my reason for buying or not buying a particular issue.

What I want to see is greater severity, more effective methods of humiliation, and the reduction of every single victim to a quivering, demoralised wreck. I’m sure I’m not alone.

M.G.


Dear Sirs,

With reference to the excellent Blushes No. 39. What a great idea the Whippet Club races are. A pity that your photographs could not have included sequences on the pre-race measuring and of the race itself, or more particularly of the ‘presenting’ at the start.

The humiliated girls on hands and knees ‘with knees apart and bottoms thrust out’ towards their audience would have been a joy to see; as would the ‘two starkly nude female rears’ being ‘openly fondled’ by the owners and intently scrutinized by the invited guests.

Perhaps we can hope for more in future editions.

In the meantime what about a few jumps and obstacles on the course. Climbing over a couple of fences and crawling on hands and knees under a net should give the spectators some great views of those parts of a young woman’s anatomy that are normally well hidden —and after all the National Hunt season lasts until May.

Keep up the good work.

L Rogers., Kent


AN OPEN LETTER TO JOANNE CONWAY

Dear Joanne Conway,

Apparently you are the British Ice Skating Champion. I don’t know if there is a special championship for girls who negotiate the ice on their arses, but if there is, maybe that explains how you came to represent your country in the recent Winter Olympics.

Do you rehearse that characteristic movement whereby your rump makes sudden and jarring contact with the ice? I believe in skating parlance these things are called elements. Why is it none of the other girls incorporate this particular ‘element’ into their routines? It is after all extremely entertaining. Perhaps ‘fundament’ would be a more anatomically correct term!

There is such a thing as losing gracefully you know. But even though we were absolutely certain you would lose, one could hardly describe your tumbling as ‘graceful’.

Why is it that the ice seems to have a peculiar magnetic attraction for your bottom? Is it perhaps simple gravity? Well, let’s face it Joanne, your arse is hardly the most delicate of features. One might call it on the plump side, or generous, or perhaps be truthful and settle on the word ‘fat’. I mean, it must affect your balance, mustn’t it, having such a solid mass of fat wobbling behind you all the time? Especially as you are so evidently lacking in the breast department. Maybe if you had anything like the normal feminine attributes up there it would sort of even out the equilibrium.

It isn’t as if we were talking about an occasional shortcoming in an otherwise impressive technique. Was there any routine in Calgary in which you didn’t thump your buttocks against the ice? Well, let’s be realistic. Was there any occasion on which your arse hit the floor less than twice?

I watched your dance programme on the last day of the Olympics, when the only point of interest was how many times you would land on your posterior. As you skated onto the rink your expression said ‘I know I am shit — why am I here?’ Well, precisely. Surely there must be other occupations to which you would be better suited. How about supermarket check-out? I don’t think I’m overestimating your capabilities. A lot of them have got these new computerised tills that do all the adding up for you. I mean, I don’t want to imply that you have no intelligence, but on the other hand you’ve obviously had a bit of trouble grasping basic facts about the size of your talent for skating. And check-out girls do a lot of sitting down, which you are obviously good at.

The television commentator made a few generalisations during your final (let us hope) performance, which I would like to clarify. For example, he said we were all hoping you would stay upright. Well, I’ve heard of backing against the odds, but surely… Even if we’d not bothered to stay up and watch your previous routines, we’d been treated to edited highlights of your falls on Breakfast Time complete with sniggering comments about your bruises from the presenters. Why would anyone watch you if it wasn’t for the satisfying impact of bum-flesh against cold, hard, unfriendly ice?

Then the commentator kept saying, as you picked yourself up, ‘This is all so sad.’ Well, I’m sure mine wasn’t the only house where your every crash was greeted with laughter and hearty cheering. Sad for your country, maybe.

Also he said ‘We all know she is capable of so much better.’ Now, considering the millions who only know you from your spectacular failure at the Olympics, I think this is an extremely misleading statement. We all know Joanne Conway as the girl with the dismal tits and the big bottom who keeps falling on the latter.

One thing you are good at is crying. You cried even as you were sliding around on your bottom to music. You cried as you waited to see if the judges had been compassionate or merely honest. And you blubbed away beautifully as you were interviewed after the event. I’ve got that interview on video, together with your disastrous last performance and the slow-mo’s of your falls. I was having a really good wank to it last night, when I managed to time my spunking off to exactly coincide with the moment when perhaps the biggest ever television tear splurted down your cheek.

Now come off it Joanne. Is it really worth humiliating yourself and your country just for the sake of poncing around in a tarty little sequined dress, showing everyone your knickers, and having your name associated with genuinely talented sportswomen? Now, that Katarina Witt — that’s what I call a really feminine bottom, shapely, sexy, compact… The question is, how much longer are you willing to let her use you to wipe it with?

A.W.

Katarina Witt


Dear Sir,

Your reader articles of Join the Dots really are the most bizarre of any in a British magazine, not only aren’t there any dots to join but you refuse to explain.

This probably sounds like a complaint, but it isn’t! The girls in these photos are captured in the most unusual positions, vulnerable and exposed to anyone present, not to mention ‘easy to interfere with’ and very brazen. After posing like this, they certainly deserve a strapping or the cane, forget about the hand spanking, much too easy for them.

I don’t know how the photographers control themselves when they get the little nymphs in these exposed positions. (Ed. It’s really hard!!). However if you need any help… don’t hesitate to ask and how about some more colour Join the Dots?

Yours,

VERY CONFUSED, GUILDFORD

Sorry CONFUSED, but you’re bound to get it one day!


Dear Sirs,

You have had your share of criticism recently so may I be quick to say that there have been definite signs of improvement. I know some people like things to be kept nice and cosy, but I’m definitely one of the advocates of the harshest discipline. Recently you’ve published a letter from someone who said he would like to see reference made to the victims beginning to enjoy the punishment — I can only say that I hope you never start running that sort of story again in Blushes. The correspondent who made that request will find exactly what he wants in Janus — ad infinitum! The preponderance of this sort of story is the reason I don’t buy their product — and the reason why I didn’t buy many copies of Blushes over the past year.

As always it is the letters section which has sparked the revival. Indeed, the letters section remains the best part of every issue. Some interesting points have been raised lately, and I’d like to comment on some of them.

I do echo the call for some black girls. They have stunning bottoms and look quite devastating in uniform. An issue of Uniform Girls with some black schoolgirls, nurses, girl-guides or police cadets would be a dream. The military uniform that most turns me on is the WREN, and again, black girls fill it out a treat. I like your stories where the victim is a member of a religious organisation, though curiously nuns do nothing at all for me. Salvation Army is quite a different matter! A black Sally Ann being flogged and humiliated would really warm my cockles. And what about a couple of girls from a gospel choir?

Asian girls are rarely seen undressed, which is a great pity. This has a lot to do with enclosed societies and culture and religion that places a great emphasis on modesty. Some of them have the most mouthwatering bums though, and it would be marvellous to see some Asian girls adopting some of the spread-open poses your girls have to get into. Please advertise for voluptuous girls, as the plumper the bottom, the more obviously it indicates racial characteristics.

I do hope you will be able to specifically grant some of these requests. You have been asked to feature coloured girls on several occasions but there’s been no sign of one. And please, lets have no unfair discrimination: we want to see them suffer every bit as much as their white counterparts!

K.D.


Dear Sir,

The Reich Girls and The Fitting Ceremony — brilliant. Those girls being humiliated like that was fantastic. Let’s have more, lots more.

Could we see the same kind of thing but this time the girl is modelling for a bakery and she ends up having her head iced with cream and also her tits and down the middle of her bum cheeks, up the middle of her hairy triangle. I think humiliation is a very important part in discipline as well as a good spanking and getting girls in a gooey mess could be something for you to try.

Yours in hope,

Peter, Leeds

Comments

  1. New Moral Order24 June 2025 at 01:56

    That letter regarding Joanne Conway is one that has lingered in my mind ever since I first read it many years ago now, some time after its initial publication. So cruel and yet so funny and, ultimately, very pleasing. Her career culminated with her becoming the 'star performer' at the 'Hot Ice' show at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I am sure that was an eventuality which letter writer A.W. would have taken some satisfaction from. To my eternal regret, one year I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach and I noticed she was on but I never went to the show. I was with friends, primarily for the fairground rides, and for some reason I just didn't feel as strong a motivation to see her as I would do now. If I could have that time again nothing would have stopped me from attending her performance. I often wonder if she was ever aware of A.W.'s 'open letter' to her? I think this is the performance he was referring to:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciCJ11VGfw

    I find it very enjoyable to watch with his letter in mind. In fact, it has helped me to enjoy other performances by Joanne which are also available online. Sadly, however, I have never found the blubbery post event interview with Joanne when that 'biggest ever television tear splurted down her cheek'. It would be very nice to synchronise certain proceedings with such a recording in exactly the way that A.W. describes.

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  2. New Moral Order24 June 2025 at 07:54

    From her Wikipedia profile: "However she appears to have had a balance problem, and fell on the ice frequently enough to earn herself the nickname Frosty Bum."

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  3. M.G. is quite correct if many other readers’ letters are the yardstick. Being hit and humiliated is the way to deal with these Blushes girls. Not for something they specifically do wrong; no, more to manage their constant innate deviousness and unreliability. If it is done effectively and this of course incorporates the other in their CP, they might just realise it’s for their own good, and start showing due respect, and indeed gratitude. Then they also might just take all their punishments nicely instead of making a silly little girlie fuss.

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  4. Miss Frosty Bum's bottom would have warmed up a treat if the gentlemen of Blushes had had their chance to give her something to really cry about.

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