The Janus Files — ‘Do you want five or fifteen?’
A true story documented by Michael Bryant in Janus 138 In 1972 I was 12 years old, an age which, generally speaking, heralds the beginnings of the gradual metamorphosis from boy to man. Body hair had started to sprout, my voice was becoming deeper, and my thoughts were becoming stranger. Like most twelve-year-olds, I was confused by these sudden alterations to my physical and mental states. Why was it that girls were now becoming attractive to me? Especially older girls, like those in the fifth and sixth forms at my school. Why was it that I now derived great satisfaction at looking at the posteriors of the more curvaceous females who surrounded me in great numbers? Why was it — and this was the biggest question — that I continually imagined the aforementioned fifth and sixth form girls, having their perfectly rounded bottoms well and truly spanked? I concluded, after hours of considered intellectual argument with myself, that I...