Hovis & Horlicks
A short but sweet story from Blushes 33
Those days seemed always to have been sunny days, as he
remembered them; they couldn’t all have been so, of course, but memory
functions selectively, and his chose to bathe his recollections of those hours
in the little room, in the warm yellow light of Hovis afternoons in mid-summer.
The window would have been open with the sweet tang of
new-mown grass sharp in the still air; she would be naturally fresh-scented,
the smell of her hair delicate in his nostrils as he stood behind and guided
her, with a hand at either of her hips, to stand before the table over which
she was to be caned.
He could see — could see even now — the wide expanse of
grass beyond the window, and old Fred sitting on the big motor mower, its
puttering and clattering muted by distance, his workman’s cap on his head come
rain or shine; and he could hear behind him, as he stood at the window, the
sibilant shush of cotton knickers being slipped hesitantly, resentfully, down
over satin-skinned bottom-cheeks. The little scrape of the table’s legs against
the floor as she lowered her weight on to it; the sound of the toes of her
shoes as she straightened her legs and tried to settle herself, nervous as she
is, and blush-cheeked as she will be when he turns round and she lifts her eyes
to meet his.
Big eyes wide with apprehension. She blinks once, and her
lower lip is trembly.
The cane is on the table beside her, where she will have
seen it when she came in and will have had to look at it as she stood before
the table and reached up under her skirt to pull her knickers down.
His hand reaches for the cane — it rattles quietly as he
picks it up. He hears the soft intake of her breath, sees the faint wobble of
her bare bottom as she presses her thighs close together and her toes push
involuntarily against the floor.
The cane is in his hand, and is playing with the plumpness
of her buttocks. The firm pink cheeks, toying with her vulnerability, raising a
little higher, flicking a little harder, making her suck in a breath because
she knows what’s coming……………
‘Drunk our Horlicks, have we? Got to drink it all up, then
you can have your pill.’
The girl in the pink — bare bottom pink — overalls
swooshed away to the old gentleman in the next armchair, hips swinging and a
hint of knickers under her nylon uniform. A bottom he’d like to have caned, if
he’d still had his little room and the authority he’d had then and the vigour
in his old bones to swing a cane properly.
Ah well — perhaps the sun will come out tomorrow, and he’ll
be able to sit out in the conservatory and remember how the days had always
seemed to be sunny, a long time ago.
Short but very, very sweet indeed! And a mouth-watering and wholly appropriate photographic image to go with it. Such happy memories for an old man to reflect upon. 'Hovis afternoons'? I have been wondering about this expression. Is it a reference to those marvellous old, nostalgic television adverts for a particular brand of bread? If so, I think that would be most apposite, rightly placing such practices as referred to in the text within this nation's finest old traditions. 'As good for you today as it's always been' was the advert's tagline and, again, that is something which remains true when it comes to dealing with the wayward propensities of pretty young ladies. That famous old brass band music would actually make a superbly rousing accompaniment to a video of a young woman receiving her disciplinary just desserts, courtesy of the cane. There is, however, a rather bitter-sweet aspect also to all of this, and that arrives in the comely, pink nylon overall encased shape of the young female care assistant, lording it over her now apparently enfeebled, elderly male charges with typical, modern day insouciance. And what is that pill she's giving them? Something designed to keep lions in slumber perhaps?
ReplyDeleteLittle does she know or care about how, in a former time, those self same innocuous-looking old chaps would have had her knickers down for the cane before she'd even had the chance to breath. She is, of course, emblematic of how the tables have been sadly turned, the time honoured ways and methods of order, discipline and deference dispensed with, a country permitted to go to rack and ruin in consequence.
Grieves me it does, these young women of today, who've never known what a nice, swishy, length of rattan feels like across their bare behinds. How they're being allowed to get away with it, being spared the rod as it were, as the good book itself rails against. Yes, and let us not forget about the application of that other length of 'rod' also.
Indeed.
ReplyDelete(And as an aside here; there’s that familiar black and white floor of the much-visited Blushes punishment room. It is always pleasing to see it - unless you’re one of the girls of course. My favourite iteration is in Try Harder Miss Moxley (also on this blog) where a hapless girl is put through her PT paces. Colour photos there show the floor close up and replete with the late great Alan Bell’s square and crosses from Reform School Discipline).