The Twelve Days of Christmas
By regular correspondent and poet M.B. of Grimsby from Janus 58
On the first day of Christmas, my
true love gave to me,
A paddling on my little derriere.
A paddling on my little derriere.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight smacks a-smacking,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine slappings scarlet,
Eight smacks a-smacking,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten tawsings tingling,
Nine slappings scarlet,
Eight smacks a-smacking,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven spankings sound,
Ten tawsings tingling,
Nine slappings scarlet,
Eight smacks a-smacking,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve strokes a-stinging,
Eleven spankings sound,
Ten tawsings tingling,
Nine slappings scarlet,
Eight smacks a-smacking,
Seven straps a-strapping,
Six stripes a-sizzling,
Five burning bots,
Four blushing bums,
Three tearful tannings,
Two smarting cheeks,
And a paddling on my little derriere.
Happy
Christmas!
Happy Christmas!
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