Four O’Clock Report
A vintage classic A featured ad from Roué 21 announcing its release: It’s a bit like Russian Roulette at St Angela’s. I mean, you just never know when it’s going to be your turn — the only thing you do know is that it is going to be your turn again pretty soon, ‘cos a girl can get herself into trouble even by blowing her nose in a funny way around here! Dumb insolence is always a ‘last resort’ excuse if a teacher really wants to get your pants down. They almost always do take your knickers down, of course, and apparently that’s perfectly alright because we’re all over 16 here, which they say makes it OK, though I can’t quite follow the logic myself. A girl can catch it from any member of staff (even the caretaker, though no-one’s too sure whether he’s really s’posed to spank us), but the very worst thing is being on Headmaster’s four o’clock report. You have to hang about down in the Old Hall...