Room 2D

There’s an OBB nomination in the first letter Cambridge, Oct 1984. It is always a joy to greet a brilliant newcomer on any stage, whether that stage be the arts, journalism, the sports field or the political arena. When the particular stage is the CP press it is doubly a joy, and when the brilliant newcomer is of the quality of  Blushes , then that joy is unbridled. To which I can only add this:  Blushes  is not just another CP magazine, but one that fills the gap left by the others. One would think, from the number of titles now available to the spanking enthusiast, that we were rich in literature. However, behind the covers of these apparently varied publications is a numbing monotony, and much that is simply shoddy. True, one has a fine artist — but he seems sadly inhibited by the magazine’s lack of ‘balls’. Another produces splendid, sharp colour photographs of wealed bottoms, but takes all the satisfaction out of them with its insipid copy, insisting that the cane is a nice

Many thanks to Basil who has provided his nominees for the Order of the Burning Bottom. Are there some celebrities past or present that you think are crying out for a touch of the stick or a lengthy session over your lap? You can nominate them via email to  MrEvans261@gmail.com , ideally with some accompanying narrative and maybe a picture (although I can dig out one of those if needed). Lucy Fleming has already been nominated in OBB but since she has the look of an irritatingly ‘goody two shoes’ sixth former, I would like to re-nominate/second her. I would take great pleasure in making ‘little miss butter wouldn’t melt’ strip completely naked in front of me, take my time to thoroughly inspect and explore her innocent charms, before pulling her over my lap for a slow, firm spanking. Intimate contact would be maintained throughout to prevent her squirming onto the floor. Then 12 searing strokes of the cane as she bends over, gripping her ankles. British diver, Lois Toulson. Aft

The various letters on the Order of the Burning Bot have covered many of my own favourite fantasy girls from the 1970s and earlier — Jane Fonda, Brigitte Bardot, Jenny Agutter, Felicity Kendal and Elisabeth Sladen in particular — but there are a few of my favourites of old that never came up, at least in the ones I have copies of. So, for what it is worth, my nominations for the “best of the rest” are below. But what have I missed? Feel free to share your own nominations from the 1970’s and earlier. Also, what about current, or just more recent, nominees — please send any nominations by email to MrEvans261@gmail.com , ideally with some accompanying narrative and maybe a picture (although I can dig out one of those if needed), and I will put together into a post in due course. Darcy and Culver have of course already effectively started the process with nominations of Holly Willoughly and Suzi Quattro . Gemma Craven . Why on earth was Bob Hoskyns swanning round the Forest of Dean

O.B.B. According to my calculations, up to the 100th issue of  Janus  there was a tie for most thrashable female between Chris Evert and Agnetha of Abba. Now, I’ve already made my feelings known about Chrissie, but Agnetha’s posterior certainly makes a case for itself. The self-satisfied little popsie even goes so far as to claim it as the most beautiful bottom in the world, in a film promoting the group’s assumed qualities. Agnetha Faltskog I’ve seen her on television a couple of times recently, and she is a very badly behaved girl, pointing her extremely broad and fleshy rump at the camera at every available opportunity. Furthermore, she puts so much sincerity into her singing that she often seems to be on the brink of tears. I’d be quite happy to push her over that particular brink. As Sweden have recently banned all forms of corporal punishment, it occurs to me that Agnetha would make an excellent scapegoat for us to make our feelings known about that decision. Can you imagine